Unlikely Start

First post.
Telegraphic.
Play on words expected.
I recall...  ?

Sad gil in the snow blanket keeping me warm.

Watch out, this brain may contain traces of nuts.

Is it possible to californicate in Azerbaijan?

This lamp makes me dizzy, as my eyes cross and copulate.

11 degrees of absurdity, in motion.

                                                                                     Stop.
Nanou-nanou for a koala.

This penny has been nudged way over the edge...

       It lies suspended.

                                                                   In mid-air
conditioning.